Do you know what pisses me off?

It's pretty easy to tell what pisses me off actually.

Responsibilities that are dumped on me that aren't mine piss me off.

Limits that are limiting me from doing things I feel I should be allowed to do piss me off.

Blaming me for things I didn't do piss me off.

My tea or coffee going cold piss me off.

Not getting the nose or the mouth right in my sketches piss me off.

But I mean honestly, HONESTLY.

The one thing that pisses me off like crazy.

Are boys who don't understand their own limits when they have girlfriends of their own.

LOOK. OKAY. GET IT IN YOUR MIND NUMBINGLY IDIOTIC THICK SKULLS ONCE AND FOR ALL SO I DON'T HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE SAME SHIT OF DEALING WITH YOUR STUPID GIRLFRIENDS WHO BLAME ME FOR FLIRTING WITH ALL YOU IDIOTS WHEN YOU ALL START THIS SHIT OFF FIRST. I AM NOT HERE TO REPLACE YOUR GIRLFRIENDS, OR MAKE YOU FEEL HAPPY BECAUSE OF MY CHILDISH HUMOR, NOR AM I HERE TO TAKE THE BLAME FOR A BULLSHIT STUNT YOU PULL ON ME TO SAVE YOUR ASSES THE TROUBLE OF GETTING SHIT FROM YOUR GIRLFRIENDS, DO YOU UNDERSTAND? GOOD.

NUMBER ONE.

Are the boys who have girlfriends but keep it a secret.

I don't need to start to like you halfway through and then find out someway or another that you already have a girlfriend. Nor do I want to know that you're seemingly okay with knowing that you have a girlfriend and not telling me just because I didn't ask. This is STUPID. It's childish and ridiculous, and it makes me feel like an idiot, so much like an idiot, that I would probably shun you, or not be very nice to you, for the rest of my life.

It's not cool, okay. It's not nice, and it definitely is not even close to being funny. I mean, just tell me! What's so wrong with that? UGH. I hate having to deal with the bullshit of finding out, and then having your stupid ass girlfriends calling me or bitching about me online, or bust their fingers out spamming my Formspring telling me I'm messing with the wrong girlfriend, because GEEZ, it's not MY FAULT, that your stupid ass boyfriend didn't tell you that he came to talk to me FIRST.

NUMBER TWO

Guys who find it okay to flirt with you even though they have girlfriends.

THIS IS ALSO VERY BAD.

DO YOU NOT GET WHAT A GIRLFRIEND IS FOR? You can pour out all your bullshit I love you, baby, honey, whatever sickeningly yucky thing you want to call a girl TO HER, NOT to some random person that you just feel like flirting with.

IT'S NOT OKAY, OKAY? NO IT'S NOT. You need to learn how to commit. Either that, or you need to find other ways to let go of this stupid ass need to flirt with people who are not your girlfriend, god damn it. And again, this boils down to your girlfriend calling me up, and swearing at me and calling me names, when clearly it is YOU who are flirting with me, and I am trying to shut you off.

NUMBER THREE.

Guys who admit they like you when they still have girlfriends.

NO NO NO NO DON'T YOU GET IT. It is not possible to tell yourself that you like two girls at the same time. Hell no. You like either this one better, or the other one better. I don't like not knowing who you want to pick. I mean, if you like me more, why don't you just leave her? Ugh, you can't have the satisfaction of having two girls like you. I can't live with the guilt, and I can't live not knowing.

The stupidest part of all this is that you can't let either girls go. So the longer you prolong this shitastic decision, the more it's going to hurt both parties. And the thing with me is that I walk away. I can't stand it when I'm being weighed down like an option. So please, just shut up and be a man, and live with your girlfriend, and stop causing me problems.

So, please, if you are like anyone of the boys above.

GROW THE BUTT UP.

I HATE YOU.

I HATE YOUR STUPID GIRLFRIENDS.

I HATE BEING BLAMED FOR YOUR WRONG DOING.

I HATE BEING BRANDED AS THE PERSON WHO ALWAYS STEALS BOYFRIENDS.

AND I HATE BEING A SECOND OPTION.

K PEACE.